After being happily engaged Avoid for no less than three years, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally decided to tie the knot last Wednesday, thus securing an absolutely amazing night, both for them and their guests, for most of whom they had a massive surprise in store.
Believe it or not, only a select few knew that Jen and Justin were actually getting married. The rest of them thought they had simply been invited to celebrate Justin’s 44th birthday.
Imagine their surprise when they found out what was actually going on!
It was only yesterday that Howard Stern decided to spill the beans about last week’s most important celebrity event. Apparently, he was one of the cheap NBA jerseys lucky guests who had been told beforehand that this was no mere birthday party. The reason for this is the fact that he had идти been handpicked by the couple to deliver a speech.
Oh, and what a speech he delivered!
I’m very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I’d be very pleased. Except for the s*itty tattoos. Cause he’s got some f*cking weird ones. And except for the fact that I gave him a journal to wholesale jerseys draw in and he draws pictures of dead zombie babies with blood dripping out their head on every almost page. I said, those two things might disturb me. But aside from that…
And that’s only a small of part of what he shared with us on the radio. According to some insiders, his whole speech was sheer stand-up comedy.
Another highlight was the way Stern responded Permanences to the security guys asking him for his phone when he arrived at the venue. This was all part of Jen and Justin’s plan to keep everything under wraps, but Stern was hell-bent on taking any chance to make everyone laugh, so he “angrily” protested.
Why can’t I have my cell phone? I don’t want to take a picture of you two! I really don’t. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f*ck outta here!
Howard Stern’s excellent “performance” was by no means the only cool thing about the event. After all, it’s Jennifer Aniston who got married, so you’d expect something truly outstanding. Therefore, the one who officiated the ceremony was no other than Jimmy Kimmel, one of the couple’s best friends.
Not even Kimmel escaped Stern’s jokes, who admitted that “he did wholesale Minnesota Vikings jerseys a beautiful job”, even though he “didn’t think he’d get through it”, as he was “still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa.”
The very last one to leave the party at about 3AM, Courtney Cox was Jennifer’s maid of honor, but she was not the cheap NFL jerseys only personality on the guest list. Among others, Sia, who also performed, Ellen DeGeneres, Whitney Cummings, Portia de Rossi and even Orlando Bloom were present.
FUN FACT: During his speech, Howard Stern made sure not to forget to mention that Orlando Bloom blows the groom away. What a classic!
Anyone have any idea how I can get this man to attend my wedding too?
Leaving everything aside, I’m sure this is just the beginning of yet another wonderful chapter for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, who are now enjoying themselves far away from here, on their honeymoon Kā in Bora Bora.